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"Time doesn’t move faster if you’re a Jonas brother."

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via tipslip)

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

(Source: awkwardvagina, via standupandkeepgoing)

(Source: detoxys, via baldy-locks)

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

(Source: mrchompers, via baldy-locks)

unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

(via sniffing)

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

Omfg

(via clestroying)

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(via tipslip)

fuckyeah1990s:

aphex twin - windowlicker

(Source: vixeys)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via necrophilofthefuture)